this can only end well…
We have had a great time so far and haven’t had anything negative happen during the trip. There were a few obstacles that we enjoyed overcoming. Here is a short list with how we solved each problem.
Bought a bike with no rear tire pressure – Drive Slow
Forgot fork and knife – Tent stake chopsticks
Forgot matches and lighter – Use motorcycle battery and wires to make spark.
Motorcycle battery shorted radio and tachometer – Shift by the sound of the bike
Keys fell out of ignition on road in Idaho – Keep keys in pocket from now on
Glasses fell out in Washington – Visit Lense Crafters in Montana
Broken iPhone – Visit AT&T in WY
Quarter sized bubble in helmet visor – Buy a spaceman mirror replacement visor
Sleet and Hail and Snow – Keep riding
Adams pinky finger won’t work – Keep riding
Engine exhaust smokey – Give bike it’s daily oil.
Forget to put up kickstand – Pick up motorcycle in front of Michigan state trooper.
Bison like charging motorcycles – Evasive maneuver and emergency stop.
Run out of water in the badlands – Drink whiskey instead.
Drive 300 miles to a campsite the doesn’t exist – spend night in Broadus MT, population 451.